Married Man Breeders

Apparently the Czech Republic (not content with dominating the gay porn industry’s twink division) has now moved into the arena of married men. Or so White Water Productions’ new film Married Man Breeders would suggest.

First off, it’s not clear whether we’re meant to take the title as an unfortunate grammatical tautology (most married men are breeders after all) or perhaps a progressive attempt at identifying that gay men can now marry. But we could speculate at the literal meaning or potential error in Czech-English translation forever, so let’s not and focus on what we really want to know: can these ‘married breeders’ hold up against the rest of our regular gay porn performers?

The first surprise is that the film has an intergenerational appeal. In the first scene a business-suited daddy pulls in his very young assistant for some… ‘assistance,’ which turns out to involve some boot licking and rough skull-fucking to begin with, before our daddy has a try sucking his young friend’s uncut cock in turn.

He then lifts up the ripped 20-something onto his desk and fucks him bareback while still wearing his suit. This clothed/unclothed contrast turns out to be quite hot, and we’re distracted by the incredible abs on our young bottom anyway.

Our married man shows no mercy regardless of which hole he’s using and occasionally throws some spit in his consort’s direction as well. He finishes off with a very nice cumshot on his ass, which is captured perfectly in a close-up. It turns out that this businessman is in the final scene as well – the lucky guy seems to literally go through quite a few assistants, each young and very attractive.

The middle two scenes feature different married daddies, the best being the hunky and smooth muscled James Jordan in scene three. It features him getting his ass severely sucked by his budding apprentice before getting him to bounce on his monster while he lies back in his extravagant business chair. He only manages to keep some of his business attire on, thankfully – we do want to see that beautiful body after all.

So, aside from our performers, how does the film stand up, you ask? Well, there are some tacky sets, and bad studio lighting that ruins most of the suspension of disbelief (along with the sounds of camera snaps, which is an unusual gaffe for a storyline-oriented film). Strangely, these naughty breeders seem to all be using the same office as well –it must be something in the air in there that’s turning these guys gay. But not one of these silly inconsistencies is enough to seriously detract from the overall satisfaction you’d get from the film.

Its real appeal is in the unexpected intergenerational pairings along with the awesome bareback action. Seeing James Jordan’s thick cock covered in his own cum while he’s pounding his little twinky on the desk is definitely not to be missed and, really, this film shouldn’t be either.